Break out the Christmas Music! The Movies! The Cookies!
Well, it's that time of year. The time when the temperature drops, the snowflakes fall, the coffee shops bring out their festive specials, and the people at grocery stores with more purchases let you go before them in line at the checkout.
Christmastime is here.
My favorite part of Christmas has to be the movies, but who would not be able to figure that out? Every year there are specific movies that have to be watched. I don't always get to watch them all, but I always think about them and how magical they are.
Instead of just listing off my Top 10 Christmas Movie list, I've decided to do something fun.
I'm going to post a list of my top 10 by quotes from each movie and give you all about a week to guess which ones are which. Fun eh? Good Luck!
Stacy's Top 10 Christmas Movie List (in order of most favorite) :
1."I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. "
2. "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa. "
3. "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
4. "Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so."
5. "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free."
6. "Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
7. "Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend."
8. "No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
9. "Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts."
10. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
Christmastime is here.
My favorite part of Christmas has to be the movies, but who would not be able to figure that out? Every year there are specific movies that have to be watched. I don't always get to watch them all, but I always think about them and how magical they are.
Instead of just listing off my Top 10 Christmas Movie list, I've decided to do something fun.
I'm going to post a list of my top 10 by quotes from each movie and give you all about a week to guess which ones are which. Fun eh? Good Luck!
Stacy's Top 10 Christmas Movie List (in order of most favorite) :
1."I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. "
2. "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa. "
3. "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
4. "Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so."
5. "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free."
6. "Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
7. "Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend."
8. "No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
9. "Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts."
10. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
5 Comments:
At 7:39 AM, Thegirl said…
1. Home Alone
2. Bad Santa
3. National Lamps Xmas Vacay
4. Home Alone II
5. Love Actually
6. It's a Wonderful Life
7. The Holiday
8. A Christmas Story
9. Bridget Jones (a la last night!)
10. Die Hard, Motherfucker!
...guess I'm a movie whore/nerd too!
At 9:00 AM, Jody said…
No... this isn't right, Dawn's list must be wrong because where is ELF??? And BAD SANTA??? ICK. Maybe number 2 is ELF?
I figured 2, was elf... but thats just a guess. My guesses were: 5) love actually, and 6) its a wonderful life and 7) the Holiday
I also though 1) and 4) were Home Alones' but beats me which ones,lol.
That was a fun blog!
At 7:30 PM, Tawny said…
#2 is Elf, not Bad Santa.
The only one i DIDN'T know was #7 but only because I've only seen the Holiday once!
Number 10 always makes me laugh :).
At 4:49 AM, Jody said…
OH yeah, I definitely knew number 10 too!!!
At 2:19 PM, Thegirl said…
Stace LOVES Bad Santa- and hates Elf. She told me herself!
;)
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